WHEN LUDO MET PUBG

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. In times like these, where all of us are under quarantine, family games and finding things to amuse ourselves have hit the peak. However, two games, in particular, have seen a surge in their game time. It’s not hard to guess their names. It’s LUDO and PUBG. In the Bhat household, these two games started a battle between the siblings. None ready to accept that the other game is better. Seeing this battle getting heated, Ludo and PUBG decided to have their talk.

Do you think this was a good idea?

Who do you think took the trophy home? After all, it’s always about the last man standing. Go on to read what their talk was like.

Ludo: Look at what you’ve done PUBG. Always making People Utter Bakwaas Grammer! What’s all this OP, moly, nade etc.

Pubg: Oh hello, at least I am not Lalchoing Users During Office- hours!

Ludo: That is because you are always in your zone? I know you will panic if you are not.

Pubg: At least, I’m not running towards my haveli all the time. Aao kabhi Pochinki pe?

Ludo: You know whenever you need health in the game, players always shout touch kar touch kar. It’s like the song “Come touch me, come touch me, come touch me dost yaar, because what even is social distancing? At least we run away because no one wants to die!

Pubg: But you’re so fat and big that the only way you kill people is by jumping on them.

Ludo: Sorry buddy, don’t hate, I am just Aatmanirbhar!

Pubg: Aren’t you always dreaming that Carry Minati aur mortal will do a live ludo streaming?

Ludo: Arey, kids play you. Legends play me.

Pubg: Haan sahi kaha, carry minati, mortal aur dynamo legendary kids hai.

Ludo: You noobs will never know who the real king is! You see I am a synonym of the word KING.

Pubg: A real king always likes to hide his moves when planning to attack. Udaas mat ho yaar, I know everything is so transparent for you. Humse seekho, kaise snake bante hai.

Ludo: Tum nahi samjhoge, hume pata chal jaata hai ki humaare peeche maut hai. Bhaago! You always have to loot and kill to win your game. So destructive! As for us, a simple 6-6-3 on the dice does the magic. Silent Killer! That too without a “silencer”.

Pubg: But what happens when you’re waiting for a one on the dice and the friend wins the game? The one not everyone gets! (reality check)

Ludo: (In grief) Tum kya jaano uss one ki keemat, PUBG babu.

Pubg: Jab koi mujhe poochta hai aap kya karte ho? Mein bade shaan se bolta hu, PUBG khelta hu.

Ludo: Woh toh logoon ko dikhaane ke liye sab aisa bolte hai. Khud ke liye kya karte ho? Ludo khelta hu. Yeh hui na baat!

Pubg: You know whenever you ask a girl if she wants to play ludo, it’s almost like a thousand news reporters gather around to hear her response.

Ludo: Awwww, don’t feel alone Pubg. Tumhaare “Bro Pubg?” Kaha chale gaye?

Pubg: I see what you are doing here. Whenever you are asked what plans? All I hear is “Ghar pe jaake ludo khelungi” ( hmm you’re promoting Tony Kakkar’s song )

Ludo: Aur tumhaare players battle ground pe aate he kya gaana lagaate hai? Dekha jo tujhe yaar, kill karke lootunga yaar.

Pubg: Don’t worry ludo, yeh baat samjhne ka tumhaara koi “scope” he nahi hai chahe tum 2x/3x/4x/6x ya 8x baar bhi koshish kar lo?

Ludo: I don’t “nade” to understand you. I am Ludo King!

Pubg: Ludo just accept my request, I need to “airdrop” you a song.

Ludo: (plays song) Mein toh Superman, Pubg ka Fan. Jo le le panga, kar du mein bang!

Pubg: I think you should reconsider who’s the real king? Kaafi “flare” hai, don’t you think? *wink*

This talk did not seem to have any end. Who do you think will be the last man standing? Ludo and Pubg were interrupted by a loud laugh. In the Bhat household, the WIFI connection had just been cut off. HAHAHAHA! We know who’s shouting “WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER NOW”!

Ludo: Pubg, Ek din aayega jab tum offline bhi available hoge. Par abhi ke liye, alvida alvida, ab kehna aur kya, WIFI ne keh diya Ludo Jeeta.

What game would you like to play now?

Yours Truly,

Vocal Every Pal.

( Hope you enjoyed this battle of the lockdown heroes and had a good laugh. To all the PUBG and Ludo players, I do not mean to offend any of you. Do leave in your valuable comments and feedback.)